That is almost literally the height of my vocabulary at the moment. Tonight would have ended almost pleasantly if it were for the fact that i am officially a dumbass. Yes, that's right i lost my wallet...synonymous with a dumbass.

I just finished calling my 1 billion credit card companies, bank and looking up addresses of where i need to replace all my other ID. Words cannot even express how frustrated i am...even in my half-drunk state. I have to say it was quite a spectical trying to talk professionally on the phone while being intoxicated. However, i'm mostly tired. I am so tired i could pass out on the floor right now...but i won't because i am far too angry with myself.

ARGHH!!!!!!!

I have never lost my wallet and the sad part is i used to not care about the money if i were to ever get it back as long as i had my ID. But now i'm like "Give me the fucking money, fuck everything else." Yes, i am apparently in quite a pathetic state. I've never been so mad about losing $80 in my life. Money is not supposed to be a thing with me...WTF! I hate myself right now for feeling like such a fucking frugal queen...arghh!!! Money sucks,, especially when you don't have any.

I called the cab company and they said no one reported anything, but they'll keep a look out. Gee thanks. Fuck!

I feel like Scrooge right now...caring so much about a few stupid dollars.

Okay, maybe this is a sign. I really need to get serious about a job. This counting my pennies business is really not working for me...Gawd!

Well i suppose i should try to sleep now, which clearly means lying in bed punching myslef in the head.