Got to see David play last night. I quite liked it, in a for real way. I would buy his CD if only it existed *sigh*

FYI: I haven't flossed for two days in a row and i'm going to the dentist on tuesday...what has become of me?? I should just give up now, it's all gone to shit anyway.

mmmmmm....nachos. Even the mere thought of nachos brightens my day. What does it take to brighten your day?

I drank six glasses of water since last night before bed and still haven't gone pee. Do you think i was dehydrated? Hypothetically speaking of course...okay, what?

Holy randomness!

What's that about your mom...ah yeah, that's what i thought.

More people need to come visit me at work, i'm so lonely and bored, especially bored. Priscilla and Chris came to visit me last week and they brought mini-eggs which excited me greatly. Then i got them a crazy discount on books so clearly i win, but not really at all.

People always think i'm a cash register and they put their books down on the desk and stare blankly at me and i stare blankly back at them for an uncomfortably long period of time before telling them that they're dumb. I mean anyone who would even insinuate that i do any meaningful amount of work clearly has issues.